Fundraising Idea – Income Tax Form

Author Unknown

 


Since taxes have become the style,

We’ve come up with a dilly;

We’ll have some fun, and make some “dough”.

For our tax is really silly.

 

Just figure up the things you own,

And gladly pay your fee;

For you can see that we are taxing

Your dearest property.

 

Now when the tax is finished,

You’ll know just what you owe –

So send the form straight back to us,

But please, don’t forget the DOUGH.

 


 

ITEM

FEE

YOU OWE

I live in a

House

$ .25

 

 

Apartment

$ .20

 

 

Trailer

$ .15

 

I have a

TV

$ .25

 

 

Radio

$ .20

 

 

Car

$ .25

 

 

Camper

$ .25

 

 

Telephone (including cell)

$ .25

 

I own

Stereo

$ .15

 

 

Watch

$ .20

 

 

Eye glasses

$ .20

 

 

Bird

$ .15

 

 

Dog

$ .25

 

 

Contact Lenses

$ .20

 

My Age

Under 50

$ .25

 

 

Over 55

Claim exemption

 

My Family

Mother

$ .10

 

 

Father

$ .10

 

 

Husband

$ .10

 

 

Children

$ .10 each

 

 

Grandchildren

$ .05 each

 

 

Brothers

$ .10 each

 

 

Sisters

$ .10 each

 

My full name

Number of letters

$ .05 each letter

 

My address

Number of numbers

$ .10 each number

 

 

 

 

 

 

                        Total Taxes Due                                                         $ _________________

 

Thank you. We will use it effectively for God’s kingdom.