Fiftieth Birthday Gift Idea

 

Fill a small jar with all colors of jelly beans with the following prescription attached:

 

Take on pill as instructed for the conditions indicated:

 

Pink:             Wrinkles

White:           Baldness

Orange:        Deafness

Purple:          Arthritis

Green:          Constipation

Black:           Forgetfulness

Red:             Hardening of the arteries

 

When in doubt:  Take one of each!

 

A label on the top should read:  Old Age Pills