Fiftieth Birthday Gift Idea


Fill a small jar with all colors of jelly beans with the following prescription attached:


Take on pill as instructed for the conditions indicated:


Pink:             Wrinkles

White:           Baldness

Orange:        Deafness

Purple:          Arthritis

Green:          Constipation

Black:           Forgetfulness

Red:             Hardening of the arteries


When in doubt:  Take one of each!


A label on the top should read:  Old Age Pills