A Psalm of the Current Decade
Money is my shepherd and I shall not want for anything as long as I have it.
It permits me to reach the pleasant vacation spots.
It permits me to find the good fishing waters.
It keeps my soul from anxiety and leads me in the path of security.
And when I am faced with trouble, it busy me freedom from worry. For as long as I have it, it will comfort me.
It allows me to eat well in the presence of those who do not have it and to keep my hair well groomed.
And with it my gas tank runneth over.
Surely dollars and cents will be with me all the days of my life and I will spend eternity in hell.